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Bad Hair Day

from BALD AFRO by BALD AFRO

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Lt Headtrip:
i'm a brontosaurus with the bronchitis smoking bongs like it's healthy while i cough fire. i'm an obsolete commodore 64 priced too high with no software and a hot virus. watchin' pixelated porn on my palm pilot all excited, tryin' to get my dick off before my mom strides in and cuts the lights on and finds me in a compromising position. i took tips from vince vaughn in the wrong psycho.
cryogenic cardio. vile gut. knuckle luggin' primate on a primal hunt. all you trans fat rappers gettin’ lyposucked, recitin’  recycled verses like you bible thump. y’all ain’t lie enough. digitizing tribal drums for sugar coated rhymes and such. get your pie hole stuffed. so lots of luck with them high school sluts that think you shai lebueof or some shit. you some sideshow crusty motherfucks.

Hook:
is there a barber in the house? you kids need a trim. somethin' gnarly on ya scalp.
is that some gossip in ya mouth? shit, it's all here-say. you're having a bad hair day.
is there a barber in the house? you chitlins need a snippin. somethin' gnarly on ya scalp.
is that some gossip in ya mouth? fair play. perpetual bad hair day.

Googie:
Welcome to the barbershop
Where there’s always sumn to talk about 
And if you dont got money than you can walk it out 
Primo nuttin off the top Sampson no Delilah 
The heavyweight champion of survivor
I backstroke in lava and geyser outta quicksand
yet everybody seems to be surprised that im a Knicks fan Jeff Van
Gundy an Oakley wit precision in gametime decisions UhUh 
You want nunna this division 
Listen im tryna teach fission to a pigeon 
Do yaself a favor grab the sheers and start snippin 
But make sure to clean up all the clippings 
Dont you look different 
Still kinds shitty here let me fix it
Barber witout a licence 
Driver or motorcyclist 
But put me on the flight list 
Imma bout to roast this ficus 
Hi Kids! You want hair like mineses?
Well too bad du-rag meet ya new dads

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from BALD AFRO, released October 27, 2015
Produced by A.M. Breakups and Headtrip
Samurai Banana on the cuts

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